Careful now, too much powdered sugar will give you diabeetus.

You’ll be alright, it’s not that serious…

Maybe have a snack, drink some water, and take a nap? You’ll probably feel better.

You don’t need Linux for this. You want Android.

Buy a phone with a microSD slot, put a 512 GB/1 TB card in it, connect it to your computer over USB, choose File Transfer, and drag your MP3 folders directly onto it. Android treats them as normal files.

Install Musicolet afterward. It’s specifically made for local music, works offline, supports SD cards and folder browsing, and handles MP3/FLAC/AAC/etc.

A 2026 Moto G or Moto G Power supports up to a 1 TB microSD card. You can have literally hundreds of gigabytes of your own music on the phone without involving a cloud service at all.

As real as anything on the Internet. 🤷

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-2614151/The-happy-song-makes-HAPPY-32-year-old-woman-dead-Facebook-post-driving-leads-crash.html

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He smells the ghosts in your walls.

That made it worse!

[Michael knocks on stall door]

Big Joe Grizzly: Hey, buddy, just to give you a heads up, I got a taco supreme talking back at me, so I’m going to be a while. So do you mind waiting somewhere else and let me pass this beast in peace?

[Michael knocks again]

Big Joe Grizzly: Look, brother… if you’re looking for some kind of action, you better take it on the arches before I’m done dropping this load. Or you’re going to be one sorry a-hole.

[Michael doesn’t leave]

Big Joe Grizzly: Okay… you just hold on, Daisy. I’ve got something for you.

[unsheathes knife, opens door]

Big Joe Grizzly: Let me introduce myself. I’m Joe Grizzly, bitch. And I’m gonna cut that goddamn mask right off your face, you…

From the moment you understand the weakness of your flesh…

And of course, “Hello, I am sauce.” -soy sauce

He does love his AI.

I know it’s a joke, but technically possible on a water fast. I’m not recommending it, but not actually impossible.

You can tell he really made it himself.