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Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.
361·2 days agoIt’s only 2% milk, the other 98% is chemicals
There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.
I think it was called “the little mermaid”
NGL, I love watching physics/science/math videos on YT when I’m baked.
Jerry Garcia
David Bowie
Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•Americans say their incomes can’t keep up with rising prices—they’re cutting back on groceries, rideshares and alcohol
13·7 days agoI was told that if I voted for Harris there would be inflation and high gas prices, the government would be filled with pedophiles and sexual predators, and there would be war in the Middle East (WWIII even), and it would be the demise of America’s standing in the world.
So, I’m sorry. Because I voted for Harris anyways.
My bad.
This was literally me on Saturday.
If lifelong rural farmers are struggling so bad in their shithole counties, why don’t they just move to a city?
The logic works both ways.
Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.
Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•ICE at Airports Trains Us to Accept Being Terrorized in Our Daily Lives
5·20 days agoI am not discounting this, but in the early 90s I was traveling abroad and had a layover in the airport in Frankfurt and security was walking around the airport with Uzis. It was weird to see, but that was 35 years ago in a democratic country.
You can say pedophilia. “Suicide” would be a better choice for the list.
Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•Pentagon Wants It to Be Illegal for Reporters to Ask “Unauthorized” Questions
9·24 days agoFirst amendment authorizes all questions.
Ya, apparently “dehydrated” is some new word for “thirsty”.
And now “thirsty” means something totally different.
OMG. Genius life hack. Never even thought of having someone else touch my toes.
I can never remember if it’s magnesium or potassium.

Took a 16 hour (each way) road trip with 3 buddies across a bunch northern states during March back in the early 80s in a ragtop Jeep Cherokee. Snow, rain, cold. 2/10. Would not recommend.