They are to 5 year olds.

She’s head over heels for me!

My daughter thought so too.

I’m special and can’t get the spoiler markdown to work on mobile

You two knock it off, or you’re grounded

I’ve been a dad for a while, so the well is deep.

Yes!

If they don’t at least roll their eyes or breathe a little snort out of their nose, then I’ll post a worse one tomorrow.

And also, angry.

It’s replies like this that convince me that 90% of Lemmy is on the spectrum

It’s not a proper Slav Squat if both your heels aren’t on the ground.

I’m an oddball for Lemmy, I’m not a dev and I don’t use Linux.

Didn’t we just go through this with Roe?

Jokes on you, I already had mine

Oddly enough, I had a co-worker try it on his android phone and his said Lauderdale Lakes FL. I suspect ATT is up to some fuckery

Also since we’re here. Does anyone have a recommendation for a VPN? I’m creeping more and more towards protecting my privacy

When I connect to wifi, it’s correct and I’m located in NY. The IP in the About Phone tab matches the address in Miami

I should add, I just installed Android 15 a few days ago and this the first time I’ve been off wifi since then. Prior to that I had no issues.

Yeah, Geolocation.com says I’m in Miami.