“because I’m right and everyone else is wrong!”

Choco!

But sometimes my arms bend back.

This is, like, 3 different Black Mirror episodes combined.

You’re going to make this post and not include the icon?

The longer I look at it the worse it gets!

Downvoted for censorship!

This has been true since Facebook bought Instagram for 1 billion.

If RC is good enough for robot wars it’s good enough for this!

Turned 40 huh?

Yes

Fun fact - he’s called that because this same thing happened to him with a dead mouse in the pc case.

Memory unlock!

I’d like to meet a Linux user who’s never had to touch the terminal.

No Patrick, mayonnaise isn’t an instrument!

12 Ah.

Come on!

Gedit

It’s 4 in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

But I did not steal the deputy 🎶

The premise of this advice is such bullshit! I recognised that I had a whole lot of love to give and no one to give it to so I went out and got into a relationship. It definitely made me happier and we’re 8 years in at this point.