Love Tool, Tool fans can be a chore though.

I’ve been delivering through my province and collecting roadside diners to visit on days off. The last restaurant I checked the one star reviews and the first one said the “coleslaw was boring”. There was also a three star review that said it was closed so they couldn’t eat there… what?

Le vrai patriotisme.

I showed a French dude a meme about British people relaxing when they get home because they don’t have to do the accent anymore. He said it’s the same with French people, except about pretending they like France.

I really like a song that has intro and outro samples and I wanted to know where they were from, so I googled. Google AI promptly informed me that the song has no samples. Guess that settles that.

The LDS Church is a huge source of Christofascist content online. They push all of the purity stuff and a lot of the Trad wife stuff is Mormons who don’t tell you what they are. They’re rich as hell and they want all the same regressive stuff as the rest of MAGA. Know your enemy.

I have a short list of local places that hire their own drivers and I refuse to order delivery from anywhere else. I’ll pick it up or just miss it altogether. No need to participate in the enshitification of everything.

Honestly, if they killed them and brought us back to restaurants hiring their own delivery drivers I think we’d be better off.

Thing is, you’re not really replacing one for the other, you’re usually cooking them together, changing that sweet/acidic/umami balance in the overall pie and creating fresh new opportunities for flavors. Yes, I am being a tiny bit obtuse, but I think it’s a good point.

I just posted somewhere else, if I try to write kalifa (like I just did, I had to force the incorrect spelling) my phone automatically autocorrects to Khalifa.

To be fair, if I swipe kalifa on my keyboard it autocorrects to Khalifa every time. There is no kalifa option other than the one I’ve just forced. If this person wasn’t paying attention to the “h” it could’ve been accidental.

If you’ve had fresh tomatoes that ripened on the plant you KNOW they can swing both ways.

This is why pineapple haters have always been a mystery to me, replace one sweet, acidic fruit with another sweet, acidic fruit? Yeah, why not?

Hey, at least it’s entertaining.

No no. I’ll hear about those rapists suffering daily, please and thank you.

Mostly religion, though.

No no. Top right panel is 100% correct and top left desperately needs to hear it.

THE solution.

Edit: just cause I didn’t get on that Tesseract cool kids list; I’m saying we should execute CEOs in the street.

I’m sure the designers probably had a genius solution that would open the door in any situation and Elon made them scrap it for a cheaper, more dangerous option.