Moreover: I am somehow just not able to commiserate to the jewelry sellers/manufacturers.

Good for them.

Nobody likes smart-pants Captain Obvious:)

Can’t you just deport Trump to Russia? I’m sure Rostov would be a nice place for him, near Yanukovich and Assad.

Practice demonstrates that eternity rarely exceeds 3-5 years.

You see? That is not “man problem”, that is “puritanic problem”

Wrong. Men are completely comfortable with that. We don’t mind even if you won’t use those stupid cloth pieces at all.

Ask mom for permission!

Both are lying, most probably.

I hope the engine is working in the 3rd photo. You know, purring, for maximum adorability.

Cats can fly. This particular cat is going to learn it right now.