Here’s our chance. Reagan should stick to acting

Couch herds were a sight to see, roaming the Great Plains, many decades ago. Alas

Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1984. JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 2004. When will Americans wake up and stop them?

The couch is a metaphor for American political discourse. JD, the crude white “Everyman” that has been rawdogging it a la Gingrich for the past several decades. This went over your head?

Like a couch cover?

I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead

What part of orphan crushing machine don’t you understand?

How bow dah

Have you ever seen Rhode Island and Rhodes in the same place? No? I rest my case.

did he gnash his teeth and bite the recess lady’s breast?

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Gives a new meaning to loveseat

She almost failed successfully

I believe it can, but with the time left it would not

I was against this, but nothing to do but move forward

Leonard ‘Pillows’ Anocksia

Milwaukee just got blasted from the earth 😥

Aww, look at that gormless smile

Good god though, he looks like a wax facsimile of himself. Guess that’s why he melts all the time

Well you see I’m a major GEN er alllllllllllll

But seriously Wikipedia, YouTube guides, enthusiast forums. Usually try to read from multiple sources

Had a few too many pangalactic gargleblasters?