While I don’t agree, your post is shittier than OPs

I’m not saying this dude is right for any of his actions, but also this comment is mega creepy.

Next up, we asked a shoe to write a haiku but it was beaten by a 30 year old HaikuMaker™®©.

I have a good computer with a mid size inbox (too lazy to delete), fast internet, and like 4 different mail providers.

It’s still slow. I don’t hate it though.

This is like a food truck with extra steps.

Even if the claim ends up being true, you can literally just read the messages that were sent and realize see that the summary was wrong.

Sms/iMessage typically. I started using WhatsApp because my wife’s from south America, where they commonly use it.

Friend, I think you need to reconsider your world perspective a bit. Not everyone is out to get you all the time.

Don’t forget the, “I’m a very wealthy man”, televangelist who owns at least 3 personal jets.