5 years ago I went to California for the first time and tried a lime out there. It was the best lime Ive ever had. Still havent recovered from that blow. I’ll cut limes in half and chomp down on one half, love em that much.

Whenever I see this comic gal she reminds me of the girl vampire cop from the Hellsing series

Yeahhh this one fuckin got me. Rented a room from a friends mom for a year, buddy and I had our battle stations on the dining room table and the cables were just on the ground lol

Sir if we were to have a thorough inspection of your hard drive spaces and internet history… How much rule 34 on garlic bread would be found?

That’s blatantly not true. One of the journalists involved with the Panama Papers died in a car bombing shortly after the Panama Papers were released. That happened.