TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoNo good deed goes unpunishedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1266arrow-down124
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minus-squareHugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down1·3 months agoIt’s worse than that. “Ass to mouth” refers to the dick. The person who got fucked (meme poster), was taking it up the ass, then gave a blowjob to the dick (tinder date), and then the fucker who got their dick sucked (tinder date), refused the kiss. Ngl, sounds like a real asshole.
minus-squareTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·3 months agoIt was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoAlways end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.
minus-squareHeHoXa@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up19·3 months agoYeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.
minus-squarejoelfromaus@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoI like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint.
minus-squareTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·3 months agoI’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.
minus-squareHanrahan@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoYou’ve set a very high bar indeed!
minus-squarevelma@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·3 months agoHuh, TIL. I’ve heard it used for both scenarios.
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoI’d give a cheek kiss lol
It’s worse than that. “Ass to mouth” refers to the dick. The person who got fucked (meme poster), was taking it up the ass, then gave a blowjob to the dick (tinder date), and then the fucker who got their dick sucked (tinder date), refused the kiss.
Ngl, sounds like a real asshole.
It was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.
Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.
Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.
Hmm rattly.
Your farts would be so fucking fresh
I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint.
I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.
Condoms people condoms
that is the bridge too far?
You’ve set a very high bar indeed!
Huh, TIL. I’ve heard it used for both scenarios.
I’d give a cheek kiss lol
“… then the ass fucker who…”