“programming has things called “threads” and things called “strings” and they somehow have fuck all to do with each other”
But there’s fibers! Conceptually a thread in a thread
No one say anything about master/slave
Oh you mean primary/secondary?
Down the rabbit hole we go!
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You forgot java (coffee beans)
Lol, I deal with orphaned children at my job
Chrome and Windows? What in the closed source development environment?
Where’s the slaves?
That Apache (restaurant) server can be pretty dangerous if you make him mad.
I think the fediverse is having a naming issue too. Most people don’t realize Lemmy is basically just the forum days of old, but you can share your account everywhere. (yes the code is more complicated but the users don’t need to know that)
Not even that. I’m getting serious Usenet vibes (from the early 90s, not the thing it has since devolved into). Even the decentralized paradigm with independent servers syncing with each other is conceptually similar (although I’d bet NNTP was a quite different protocol than what we’re using now).
How can you leave out daemons?
Cool However dont make a red panda a Firefox please.
TIL
I always feel awkward saying hash cause the weed stuff
I get all of the associations, butt strings?
butt strings
the best strings
Firefox is wrong. That’s red panda, not a fox.
One of the Chinese word for red panda is literally Firefox, 火狐, that’s where the web browsers name comes from.