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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago

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  • BigBenis@lemmy.world
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    At this point I feel like it’s totally plausible that the real reason he’s fighting so hard to keep the Epstein files locked away is not because they implicate him in the sex trafficking of underaged children but rather they reveal that he engaged in gay sex with his now political rivals.

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      Do you think Trump is a deep throat guy or does he just bob on the head? Did he swallow the gravy? Did Clinton do what he did to Monica and make him stop so bubba could finish himself off?

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        Come on man. You think if trump gave head hed put any effort into it? Or concern himself with giving pleasure?

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          I mean maybe he enjoys it?

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        No sucking, just licks it while you jerk it. Also you gotta cum in a napkin.

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    He did have a a strange obsession with Arnold palmers dick too

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      THE 'OL FAIRWAY WOOD

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    If this is true it will be the funniest goddamn thing in US history.

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      It’s true, many people are saying it

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        That’s all the right wing media needs as a source anyway, so it’s clearly true.

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          My heart tells me it’s true.

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      • Tundra@sh.itjust.works
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        that was such a horrific scene for that guy, actually made me feel bad for such a pos character

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    Turns out Trump really was saying “Buttery Males”

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    what have I missed

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      The Epstein email dump this week had an exchange where someone asked if Putin had the photos of Donnie (Trump) blowing Bubba (Clinton).

      I don’t have a direct link to the emails, but that is what it is referencing.

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        I’ve only seen references to it in shitposts so I still have no idea if it’s real or not.

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          The email is real, whether the email is referencing a real thing is not confirmed.

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            Also whether “Bubba” really refers to Clinton, as its a common nickname.

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        blowing his mind or his head?

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          Weiner in mouth

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      Yeah…

      My preferred method of news updates is memes, but I can’t do it if OP does not link the source or explain

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          Who is Donni Dee?

          Edit: and who is Mark Epstein?

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          Ok so I genuinely thought, there’s no way it really happened. That it was just stupid dudes making dumb jokes.

          But that comes out of diving NO WHERE. “Oh you’re with Bannon? Ask him if the Russians know Donnie blew Clinton.” Sounds so much more like they’re referencing an actual event.

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            He’s joking, clearly. That’s likely a reference to an earlier conversation, maybe about Trump kissing Clinton’s ass of the like.

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              okay… and? This still makes it look a whole lot like trump and his buddies were very well intertwined with a convicted sex trafficker long after his depravity was revealed. It’s a lot less funny if trump didn’t blow clinton but that would be the least disgusting thing he did on the island.

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          Importance: High

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      It’s the second “trump suggin bill” meme I’ve seen. Bill goes low but … in garbage!?

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        “I did. Not. Have sexual. Relations. With that orange.”

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          “i said no homo, so it doesn’t count, k?”

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