slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agoDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1488arrow-down11
arrow-up1487arrow-down1external-linkDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agomessage-square123fedilink
minus-squareQwel@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·4 hours agoLooking at the news I would guess American houses are buit mostly out of loaded firerarms coddled together by zipties. And oversized fridges.
minus-squareInfinite@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 hour agoSimilar words: coddled is treated carefully, cobbled is poorly constructed.
minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 hours agoHey! I will have you know, mine also involves copious amounts of knives, duct tape, and drywall joint compound.
minus-squarePoik@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoCan confirm. My anti intruder body pillow is a little uncomfortable sometimes.
Looking at the news I would guess American houses are buit mostly out of loaded firerarms coddled together by zipties. And oversized fridges.
Similar words: coddled is treated carefully, cobbled is poorly constructed.
And those fridges show ads now
Hey! I will have you know, mine also involves copious amounts of knives, duct tape, and drywall joint compound.
Can confirm. My anti intruder body pillow is a little uncomfortable sometimes.