slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours agoDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square116fedilinkarrow-up1473arrow-down11
arrow-up1472arrow-down1external-linkDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours agomessage-square116fedilink
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·19 hours agoLife insurance does pay in the event of suicide! Depends on the length of time between taking the policy and, uh, execution. Terms and conditions may apply!
Life insurance does pay in the event of suicide! Depends on the length of time between taking the policy and, uh, execution. Terms and conditions may apply!