slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agoDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1488arrow-down11
arrow-up1487arrow-down1external-linkDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agomessage-square123fedilink
minus-squareJaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up112·23 hours agoHe forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·20 hours agoThe only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun. Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 hours agoCats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoI found a shiv made of a sharpened toothbrush in his litterbox. I think this is why he tries to follow me to the shower.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 hours agoNo, they’re just curious. They don’t understand why you go into the rain partition, but hope you are okay in there!
minus-squarestephen01king@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agoYou’re saying as if a cat with 19 knives wouldn’t be even scarier.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·19 hours agoIt is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 hours agoAnd then a parasite with a Tylenol to deal with the mouse, and so it ever was.
minus-squareslothrop@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·23 hours agoWhere were all the good dog gun owners to defend the victim?
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·21 hours agoBut then you’d have to buy a third gun to protect you from the second one
He forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.
The only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun.
Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
Cats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…
I found a shiv made of a sharpened toothbrush in his litterbox. I think this is why he tries to follow me to the shower.
No, they’re just curious. They don’t understand why you go into the rain partition, but hope you are okay in there!
You’re saying as if a cat with 19 knives wouldn’t be even scarier.
It is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
And then a parasite with a Tylenol to deal with the mouse, and so it ever was.
Where were all the good dog gun owners to defend the victim?
But then you’d have to buy a third gun to protect you from the second one