Is this how they get parasites out these days? I guess I should get on with the times…
I’m not even Catholic and I want to send this guy to the Inquisition for heresy
I guess “Nobody knows what magnets are” is a thing now in US.
I guess the yellow man was speaking on behalf of the average US citizen…
looks at my spare bag of neodymium magnets 👀
That’s just the iron in their brains moving around.
Y’all can laugh at this, but I tried it and it worked (not even trans).
Thing is, I am now stuck with this homeless god. Anyone has any idea what to do with it? Can I properly recycle it somewhere?
Yeah just wherever you go recycle batteries, there should be a slot for it.
When left to rot, god will turn into holy water
If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people’s heads I would have started doing it long ago
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Nobody knows what magnets are. Except this guy.
TIL god is iron man.
Give this man a nobel prize for figuring out how magnets work
What is he on and where can I get some?
Who told them the plan?!
The onion couldn’t write this shit.
