looks at my spare bag of neodymium magnets 👀
That’s just the iron in their brains moving around.
Y’all can laugh at this, but I tried it and it worked (not even trans).
Thing is, I am now stuck with this homeless god. Anyone has any idea what to do with it? Can I properly recycle it somewhere?
Yeah just wherever you go recycle batteries, there should be a slot for it.
When left to rot, god will turn into holy water
If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people’s heads I would have started doing it long ago
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
TIL god is iron man.
Nobody knows what magnets are. Except this guy.
Give this man a nobel prize for figuring out how magnets work
What is he on and where can I get some?
Who told them the plan?!
Apply holy water to deactivate the magnet
Can God make a magnet so powerful that even he can’t overcome it?
can god make a magnet so gay he wants to fuck it
God is all powerful, yet utterly powerless to stop people from being gay and doctors from interfering with his will
He might need one to save him from those iron chariots he can’t defeat.
The onion couldn’t write this shit.
Our society is not that different from the 15th century.
We are just apes with pants
We’re apes forced to wear pants because of arbitrary rules.
If given the choice, I’d still wear pants in the winter but I might consider not wearing them in warm weather
is given a choice i’d move to ireland so it’s socially acceptable to wear a utilikilt
edit: you know what fuck social acceptability anyone got a good utilikilt website
Speak for yourself. I’m naked.
Transvestigations are the new witch hunts
